Global Warming: The Root of All Evil... here we fucking go again...

BREAKING- As Canadians across the country continue to bake in "record" temperatures, a new study says that global warming is increasing the odds of extreme heat waves.

Skyrocketing temperatures in Alberta, and consequently high demand for electricity as residents cranked up the AC, led to rolling power outages across the province.
And, if you want a glimpse of some of the worst of global warming, scientists suggest taking a look at U.S. weather in recent weeks.

Horrendous wildfires. Oppressive heat waves. Flooding from giant deluges. And a powerful freak wind storm called a "derecho".
Meanwhile, the worst drought in nearly 25 years is devastating crops in Illinois and Indiana. And nearly one third of the U.S. corn yield is getting punched in the fucking cock, due to unusually hot temperatures and bone-dry soil conditions.

Here we go again. Seems every time it gets a tad hot around here, all the global warming pundits and climate change gurus get out in force and start running around like coke-addled monkeys with erect penises, furiously tapping their keyboards to post all that motivational "Green" shit on Facebook and Pinterest, then patting themselves on the back, handing out atta-boys and high-fiving each other for "calling it"...

Hey fuckface, it's called "summer weather"-- shit tends to get hot this time of year...Wait a minute… it gets HOT in the Summer and COLD in the Winter…. when the fuck did that happen??? Gee whiz Mr Scientist… what shall we ever do??

People and shit getting caught in wildfires and their houses burned wouldn’t be because of Urban expansion into forest areas…no fucking way!! People build their fucking houses built on flood plains and in the middle of tornado alley.. What does that have to do with anything??

So tell me then, how is it that Obama can shut down 30% of the US’s manufacturing and Global Warming continues to get worse?

When you shut down a nation’s economy and with so many people (who would normally have full time jobs) be out of work, shouldn’t the temperature decrease?

Perhaps manufacturing capacity has no connection whatsoever to the temperature of the environment... Does this mean we are just wasting billions of fucking dollars on a ‘Green’ energy solution, for no reason at all?

For the love of midgets getting fired out of circus cannons and retarded monkeys in Shriners' hats riding bicycles, we're more ‘Green’ now than we’ve ever been.  Not only that, the World has never had so much of it’s energy being supplied by ‘Green’ sources than at any time in it’s history.  Yet, global warming continues to get worse... How in the fuck do we know that wind turbines and solar arrays aren't responsible for the hot weather?

The thing is, it's really not that hot. And it's not that global.  A picture speaks a thousand words...

Certainly US drought conditions cannot compare to the 1930s... Weren't they breaking records ans shit before all those big fucking Suburbans and Tahoes hit the road..??

Hey, don't get me wrong or anything, I happen to like nature with all its trees and shit, and I can really do without having some fucking refinery pissing raw sewage into my drinking water; and I also do believe this human race can really fuck things up for the environment for a very long time, ultimately leading to its own demise; I just grow tired of the asshat media circus validating an unsubstantiated financial model so certain politicos can do 'business' with partisans / fellow gang members that people object to (no homo), every time some weather anomaly or some natural disaster strikes..

Maybe it's just me. I'm still trying to figure out how exactly does accumulating an egregious amount of 'likes' on that bullshit you posted on Facebook save the world??

In the Meantime, I'll  have my A/C cranked to '11' so shut the fuck up...

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