Get Ready to Pay More Taxes Fuckers...

Once again, like we do every year, we fall for the City's annual bait and switch Ponzi scheme and must pull hook, line, and sinker out of our fucking asses.

This year, Mandel and his cronies gave us preliminary estimates of an 8.6% increase to our property taxes; but when everything is said and done, the increase will amount to a more probable 5.5% increase in property taxes.

And, in fine Edmontonian dicksucking fashion, everyone, of course, will feel joy and elation since it was only a 5.5% increase instead of the original 8.6% estimate and justify City councillors giving themselves another pay raise by touting "well, its still cheaper than what New Yorkers pay for their taxes; plus, our homes went up in value by egregious amounts last year..."

Yeah? Well, you Sir, are an asshat. Fuck you and the dick you rode in on...

A 5.5% increase is still more than double our local consumer inflation rate! For the love of retarded midgets shot out of cannons, you're comparing living in Millwoods to Manhattan???

That's akin to walking into the Walmart, seeing a jug of milk is priced at $3000; but then, upon getting to the cashier, you ejaculate all over floor because you only had to pay $1000 for said milk... what a deal!!

Justification: "I just saved $2 grand on my milk!! Those fuckers at Nordstrom's pay more for a bottle of Bordeaux!!"

"...plus my home value went up again this week!! Woohoo!!"

Yeah. We're different here alright.

A Fine Day Indeed...

US Open, NBA Finals, Portugal - Netherlands; Germany-Denmark at the Eurocup... this is a fine day indeed.

I eagerly await the Greek elections with animalistic violence. Those olive-eating goat fuckers are about to fuck themselves hard, one way or another. If they vote for one party, everybody loses. And if they vote for the other party, everybody loses. What a splendid election. Very reminiscent of Alberta elections except nobody shows up to vote here in Alberta...

Does anyone else find it a tad hedonistic of all these reporters and media showing up in Greece gluttonously awaiting the collapse of the modern financial world as we know it???

Nobody really gives two fucks and a retarded monkey, do they?

46 million people in the US alone on food stamps and starving in the streets and Greece ready to fall off the map and we're more concerned about if our 10-year-olds actually need that iPhone or if they would be better off with an Android phone...

Don't get me wrong, I mean hey, I too often take for granted how fortunate I am as I rant and bitch about Wall Street shit and how fucked up things are around here these days... But I am for certain, in 1933, people had REAL things to bitch about. So let's not lose sight of the fucking ball people... Life is a miracle and the stock market is there to fuck things up.

Happy Dad's Day to all the "real daddies" out there.

”Nobody appreciates Daddy....I’m talking about the real daddy that handles the fucking business. Nobody ever says, ‘Hey, Daddy, thanks for knocking out this rent!’ ‘Hey, Daddy, I sure love this hot water!’ ‘Hey, Daddy, it’s easy to read with all this light!” -Chris Rock.