Look Here Fuckface..

Let's get a few things straight shall we?

The whole lot of you pole-smokers figure because I am against the Wildrose Party and the PCs, I am some kind of 'lefty Marxist' crusader on a white steed that is here to stand up against the ills of capitalism.. It's always the same here in Alberta; if you're not conservative, you're a fucking socialist... Well.. Hardly.

Yes, I do feel WRP leader Danielle Smith and the PCs' Allison Redford to be exactly akin to a couple of junior high school girls, the cheerleader constantly working the camera versus the tomboy trying to shed boyish jock image; both bickering, spitting on each other's person; willing to put anything in their mouths, verbally and physically, to sway your opinion and vote to be prom queen. I personally really don't think I can handle 5 years of constant catfighting and bullshit popularity contests is the main reason for my objections to their leadership.

And, despite their outrageous proposals to tax the fuck out of everybody, I do find the best spoken political leader to be NDP's Brian Mason and Grit leader Dr. Raj Sherman, despite his Mr. Roboto demeanor, to be the only one with a real plan that may work; and the only one that truly knows and will admit, it takes money to make money...

But like all politicians, irregardless of party and ideology, and how altruistic or good their intentions before they are elected, like our US counterparts to evil bankers and Wall Street magicians, must cede their will to the arcane whims and caprices of Big Oil in Alberta...

I can tell you without hesitation that, once elected, all politicians become greedy dicksucking goat fuckers, the very worst society has to offer, aside from lawyers and insurance agents. They attach themselves onto good men of industry, like leeches, trying to suck them monetarily for all they have and their sole purpose in life is to get their piece of the pie without the slightest regard for the great pains the average Joe has undergone to feed his family and accumulate any wealth he has...

It is not my intention to tell you fuckers not to vote or which way to vote; I am merely a pipefitter who trades stocks, whose sole purpose is to amass vast fortunes and push senior citizens down escalators at the WEM... And while my updates on FB or this fucking blog are for my own entertainment especially when I get to punch critics in the groin with hockey sticks; AND to save my wife the agony of listening to me bitch about stocks and politics while she is trying to watch "Grey's Anatomy", I do only wish to open your minds just a wee bit so that you vagrants can at least ignore the high pressure "sales-type" tactics or noise you hear on Global news or read in the Edmonton Sun and think for yourselves and formulate your own decisions...

It is your RIGHT to show up at the polls BUT, just because your home went up in value because some RE blogger site said so, doesn't necessarily mean two-tiered healthcare is meant for you or your caste.... think about it.

Markets looking to bounce off its worst week in 2012..