So the event is finally been and gone, and now we can officially get to the blasting of midgets out of big circus cannons and little dogs with gay haircuts jumping through flaming hoops.
On Stocktwits, I see it has already begun... every fucktard is coming out of the woodwork claiming how disappointed they are the iPhone 5 wasn't as "revolutionary" as they conjured up in their thick fucking skulls, "it's not much of an upgrade.. my 3GS will do just fine"; "so glad I bought the Galaxy S3"; "it's bullshit that an elongated iPhone and new plug can justify $400"; "creativity was lost when Steve Jobs died", "Apple is finished".....
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!
Tell me how much difference there was between the Galaxy S2 and the Galaxy S3?? Oh wait, you didn't buy the S2... that's right, the Motorola Droid RAZR was the trendy "iPhone killer" barely 6 months ago and the HTC Inspire before that... the Blackberry Torch before that... no wonder every phone you buy seems soo "revolutionary" compared to the last one... Dude, did ya know driving a Chevette is really quite amazing when you're used to riding the fucking bus too?
|Samsung Galaxy S2 VS Samsung Galaxy S3|
And all you other asshats disappointed as all this was completely expected like all those leaked photos, you've seen before.. No surprises... FUCK YOU TOO. Wouldn't you dicksuckers think you'd be disappointed in your wife on your honeymoon too after if you spent every waking moment of your pathetic little lives watching internet porn and talking to lesbians months upon months before the big occasion?? .... think about that a moment. Yeah. Surprise!
And those of you of the unwashed breed claiming the innovation is gone and it's "EXACTLY" the same phone... that's right IT IS. Remember the good ol' days when every single one of us LOVED it when we HAD to buy an entire new setup because Microsoft so happened to upgrade Windows? Even better when all your old software you spent egregious amounts of coin on like your year-old MS Office Suite would not work whatsoever on your new system... Because this is what we really want from Apple, right?? Oh give me a fucking Nokia Lumia... Oh I'm sorry, it seems my sarcasm button is stuck on FUCK YOU again...
And what's with this new big screen TVs as phones trend?? If I wanted to carry around a fucking iPad and hold it up to my ear so I can talk on it like a cel phone, I would just get the iPad, no?... and what's with the Note?? That's innovation??? A fucking stylus? Fuck, I think I got a Newton in my attic...
If you have no financial interest in AAPL, long or short, spare me the justification why you made the fucktarded decision to buy something else. When they start making "Galaxy Killers", then I'll worry about Apple's demise...
The only problem I see thus far with the new iPhone 5?
Black OR White?
Disclaimer: I am long like a motherfucker AAPL.