The family truckster currently smells of day-old puke of a certain 6-yr old mixed in with the sweet aroma of foot and ass rot with a hint of "Royal Pine" car freshener after yesterday's 17.5 hour driving stint....
I'd look at my stocks but they're fucked now; my portfolio is billowing black smoke and certain death as it is comprised of metal shrapnel and skeleton dust; soon to be used as fertilizer in Monsanto's fine GMO corn fields...
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