8/31/2012

My Kid is Destined To Manage Money...

"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do."
-Steve Jobs

Indeed, the last bastion of original thought belongs to small children and psychopaths. I had no idea until recently how fine that line was between them...

 I found a comicbook my 9 year old drew a couple of years ago...

 

In his own words he outlined the plot to me: Apparently there are two worlds: Ninja World and Man- Death World.. the battles happen in Man-Death World and all the cool stuff is located in Ninja World. Notice all the 'red' accents depicting battles and death...and strangely enough a teleporter in the background..

Aaah yes... the brilliant mind of a 7-year old! As you can see my son is destined to manage money.  Little did I know at the time he is becoming quite the sage in predicting daily stock market action in his pictures of death and battles...
Notice how his comicbook here looks awfully familiar to the Fly's iBC patented "cock and balls" formation in 2011??

 

It's all about Bernanke this morning.... For the love of small dogs with gay haircuts jumping thru flaming hoops, can you believe there are more tweets about Bernanke on Stocktwits right now than $AAPL!!

There are only three possible outcomes of all this hoopla... cocaine in rapidly spinning ceiling fans, death by bunga bunga, and Costanza dick chop action... trade accordingly addicts...  


Here are your AAPL stuff you may want to look at today.. Max Pain: looking for a 665 pin today...



Open interest: I would expect AAPL to trade near the lower end of the 650-670 strikes today despite what you are seeing in pre-market trading right now... This of course may change depending any fucktarded news of POMO or Armageddon out of Jackson's Hole this morning...

 


Good luck in all your trades...


UPDATE: "Apparently it doesn't matter: Stocks are trading up with or without QE. Life is one giant Costanza trade." -The Fly.

AAPL trading today accordingly to options manipulation like a well oiled machine... UP on Mondays/ Tuesdays (peak share pricing for the week); DOWN Thursday/ Friday (lows hitting bottom Friday morning)... still looking to pin the $665 pin as weeklies expire today... then off to the races into the iPhone 5 announcement...

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