"I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it." -Morpheus
12/29/2011
2012 Predictions
Reflecting back on 2011, I'd like to punch fucking calendars in the cocksucker when I think back of all the successes I've squandered and the missed opportunities because I let the noise from the asshats on CNBC or other fucktards in main stream media dictate my emotions and judgment erring on numerous occasions on the side of diligence and safety instead of pure greed like I should...
But these are troubled times and markets just aren't right at the moment...during a financial crisis like the one we are facing now, logic and fundamentals do not exist and moronic volatility reigns supreme hence panic selling and buying.
90% of the stock market is controlled by institutions and professionals working for the world's largest investment firms and banks. They are deeply committed and vastly well prepared. They hire the smartest people in the world that work their asses off all day long; It doesn’t matter where these traders work – they may be on banks, mutual funds, hedge funds, or HFT shops – they employ an array of professional staff and technological tools to give themselves a significant edge. With billions at risk, they deploy anything that gives them even a slight advantage.
Guys like me are armed only with an outdated PC, an internet connection, and CNBC muted in the background; we as investors face daunting odds. We are at a tactical disadvantage, outmanned and outgunned in every which way compared to the pros... And when they panic, we had better pay fucking attention. We go way the fuck down then way the fuck up. Rinse and repeat. It is truly Armageddon for small time retail traders like myself...
I don't expect anyone to have the mental capacity to understand the bullets I dodge everyday, Matrix style... but understand this: I absolutely refuse to live within this Alberta bubble... I cannot bring myself to stand idly by like everyone else and think my line of credit IS my emergency fund and any available credit is counted as part of my net worth; I cannot dump every penny into a home ignorant to declare real estate here will go UP forever just because "we're different here" as compared to everywhere else in the whole fucking world...
My prediction for 2012?
The world will NOT end in 2012. You'll only wish it would. Especially those of you that are highly leveraged, in debt, and have no clue of what I rant about on a daily basis...
11/11/2011
For 4 decades I completely missed the point of Remembrance Day.... It was the Dutch that provoked me to say "Thanks"
6/12/2011
New Diet..
4-hour Body by Timothy Ferriss... more like the Costanza diet— everything I've ever known or ever learned about dieting and eating properly officially thrown out the window...
6/11/2011
No More Hockey Dad...
Me: well your brothers both play hockey... what are you going to do all winter then if you don't play hockey?
T: I'll just stay at home and make weapons..
5/15/2011
My Pricebook: Edmonton Grocery Prices Comparison- May 15, 2011
4/19/2011
My Pricebook: Edmonton Grocery Prices Comparison- April 17, 2011- Food has gone up again!
4/07/2011
Extreme Couponing... INSANE!
4/03/2011
Whammo!.. Here comes Spring...here comes a spike to your power bill...
Disclaimer: Contract prices may change periodically. Please contact the retailer to verify current pricing.
Fixed price plans
Company | Plan | Electricity ¢/kWh | Gas $/GJ | Comments |
One Year | ||||
Dual Fuel | 8.49¢/kWh | $6.59/GJ | Cancel with 30 days notice. No early exit fees. Admin fee $4.50 for each electricity or gas site(or meter) for dual fuel plan. | |
Fixed Single | 9.99¢/kWh | $6.59/GJ | Cancel with 30 days notice. No early exit fees. Admin fee $9.00/month for single fuel | |
Fixed Electricity | 6.5¢/kWh | Cancel with 15 days notice. No early exit fees. | ||
Two Years | ||||
Super Flex Dual Fuel | 8.99¢/kWh | Flex-Through Price plus $1.50/GJ | Cancel with 30 days notice. No early exit fees. Admin fee $4.50/month for each electricity or gas site (or meter) for dual fuel plan. | |
Fixed Electricity | 6.8¢/kWh | Cancel with 15 days notice. No early exit fees. | ||
Three Years | ||||
Simple Three Dual Fuel | 9.99¢/kWh | $6.99/GJ | Cancel with 30 days notice. No early exit fees. Admin fee $4.50/month for each electricity or gas site (or meter) for dual fuel plan. | |
Flat single or dual energy | 7.79¢/kWh | $5.79/GJ | Early exit fee of $75 for each electricity or gas site(or meter) may apply for each year left in the contract term. Admin fee $6.90/month for 1site; $9.85/month for 2 sites plus $2.95/month for more than 2. | |
Five Years | ||||
Fixed Bundle (dual energy) | 8.0¢/kWh | $6.59/GJ | Cancel without penalty with one month’s notice, and if our electricity rate drops, switch to the lower rate at any time. Admin fee Same as charged by your RRO provider. If less, then $5.90/month. | |
Fixed Electricity | 8.0¢/kWh | Cancel | ||
Flat single or dual energy | 7.99¢/kWh | $5.99/GJ | Early exit fee of $75 per site for each electricity or gas site (or meter) may apply for each year left in the contract term. Admin fee $6.90/month for 1site; $9.85/mo for 2sites plus $2.95/month for more than 2. |
Floating price plans
Company | Plan | Electricity ¢/kWh | Gas $/GJ | Comments |
Floating Dual Energy Plan | Price matches regulated rate in your area | Flow-through price plus $0.47/GJ** | Cancel | |
Floating Electricity Plan | Price matches regulated rate in your area | Cancel | ||
Effective June 4, 2010 | Basic Plan: Floating Energy Price | Flow-through price plus 1¢/kWh* | Cancel |
*Flow-through prices for electricity are based on hourly Alberta Pool prices with additional charges to reflect line losses and unaccounted for energy, load shaping and administrative fees.
**Flow-through prices for gas are based on daily wholesale market prices in Alberta with additional charges to reflect transportation charges and administrative fees.