Wow. The Blow Is Really That Good Here...

For the love of metrosexual men dressed in clown suits sticking their fat faces into the mouths of hungry gay lions, looks like we're still at it up here in Canada...

Not that I would want a US-style housing crash, ala Garth Turner, on my hands, but does no one else think the fucking lines of coke are getting a tad out of hand?? We're on the brink in my books...

Check out this beauty 1942 Bung with 2-BDRM, 2-bath in Etobicoke, Toronto for instance...

Interesting that this place could barely sell in 2010 (listed at $389,000, then $374,000, before selling for $363k)… then it gets flipped 2 years later listed at $469,000 before selling for a whopping $521,000 in a fucking bidding war with only seven days on the market. Wow.

And here are the selling features you get for your hard-earned half million, as per the realtor website:

"Charming Updated Lakeshore Village Cottage. Set On Premium 33' Lot With Private Drive. Fully Fenced Backyard With Perennial Garden, New Wood Deck And Cape-Cod Shed. Inside Has Been Lovingly Maintained With An Updated Country Kitchen, Refin. Hardwood Floors, Updated Bathroom, Newer Windows(Most), Furnace & A/C, Elec. Panel (100Amps).


Includes Samsung Cntr-Depth Fridge'10, Lg Gas Range'10, Samsung O/R Micro'10, Samsung D/W'10, Kenmore W&D, Elec. Fireplace W Remote, All Built-In Cabinets, All E.L.Fs & Window Treatments, Hot Water Tank(Owned), Gb&E '07, Cac '07


Amenities: Steps To Lake, Sam Smith Park, 24Hr Rabba, Ttc, And Humber College. Tennis Courts, Baseball Diamond And Public Pool At End Of Street." 

Rumour has it, it sold on the condition of number of pot lights and spray foam insulation...